Brenna & the Beast

Hey there readers! At least I hope you’re readers. If not, get the hell over to Smashwords and check out my stories!! 🙂 https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/blusherotica

Anyhoo, I’m currently working on a steamy story about a gal who falls in love with a human/animal hybrid. No one is even really sure of all the animals in this wild man, but he sure is exciting and one hell of a lover. At least Brenna thinks so. The first two parts are out and available on Smashwords, B&N and Itunes, as well as a few other less popular sites. When I’m done with the whole thing, I’ll post it on Amazon in a one volume edition.

The first part of Brenna & the Beast is free, and the remaining parts will be only 99 cents each. Here is the link to the first book, so you can check it out: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/536565

You might be an inconsiderate thoughtless ass, if…

Ever heard of Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a redneck, if…”?  Well, that’s inspired me to come up with “You might be an inconsiderate thoughtless ass, if…”  I’ve started the list at home and might illustrate it and turn it into a book if I can come up with enough of them.  Considering that the drivers on the road alone give me a bunch, that shouldn’t be too hard.  Here are a few that I can think of now:

You might be an inconsiderate thoughtless ass, if…

…it’s raining and/or foggy, and you drive with your headlights off.

…you’re in the checkout line at the grocery store and decide you don’t want that dairy item so you just leave it in the magazine rack to spoil.

…when walking in a public area, you weave back and forth, not caring if you cut off other people walking faster than you.

…while out with friends, you insist on frequently laughing loudly and obnoxiously, ignoring the glares of other patrons.

…while on a date, you spend more time texting on your phone than actually talking to your date.

…after changing your baby’s diaper in a parking lot, you leave the dirty one on the ground instead of throwing it in the trashcan.

…you throw your cigarette butts out the window of your car, not caring that you could start a forest fire.

 

Well, that’s it for now.  I might turn this into a weekly thing.  🙂

Enjoy!