I just published a new short story. This time it’s in 2 parts. I pushed all the politically correct boundaries in this story. It will either piss off everyone or make them laugh. Not sure if it’s a satire or not, and I’m not sure if I should continue it or not. If I get enough interest, I might, since I have an idea of where I will take it. If I get time, I might start writing my idea, so it won’t go away. If it turns out well, you’ll know when/if it gets published. For now, enjoy what’s on Smashwords. The first half is free and only 99 cents for the second half.
I had an idea this morning, so I’ll share it with you. How would you like to be the heroine of your own erotic story? You provide me with your first name and the name of your favorite hero, along with the fantasy plot, and I’ll write you a story. There is no set length, but it will be at least 2,000 words up to 5,000. So let me know your fantasy situation, and I’ll write if for you. What’s the cost? Let’s start with $1.49 and see how it goes.
I’m still working out how I’ll list it on Smashwords, since they want an actual story. Maybe I’ll just publish the instructions and contact information and then send finished story to a provided email.
I’ll put some thought into it, so stay tuned.
I just read some 1 star reviews of my poem, 10 Things Worse than Rape. For those of you who would like to read them, here is the direct link on Itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/ten-things-worse-than-rape/id714747294?mt=11
I smiled as I read those negative reviews. Why? Because these ladies are why I wrote the poem to begin with. Without fail, there will always be some female who thinks that having a dick shoved into her without her express approval is far worse than any other possible horrible outcome. I will never be able to wrap my mind around a woman who feels this way. Sex is not the worst thing that can happen. If the rapist is violent, the beatings or torture would be far worse than the actual rape act. If you don’t agree, stop thinking your pussy is lined with gold!
I just had some fun reading the reviews on Amazon. Of course I ignored the mindless 5 star reviews from the brainless bimbos who refuse to admit this story is crap, but the 1 star reviews are hilarious and pretty much say what my earlier post stated. Many are justifiably asking for refunds!
Here are my favorites:
“I was so excited about the book. I had to ask for a refund, I already paid once for the story, it’s like she copied the first book, and just changed a few words here and there. ust repeated the same thing.”
Um, were you expecting something else? Like maybe Midnight Sun by Stephanie Meyer, where you are given a completely new story from a completely new POV? Nah, I didn’t think so. LOL
“Boring, boring, boring. This author does not care about her fan base, publishing this book was out of greed.”
EL James, greedy? No, tell me it aint so!
“Horrible writing, but EL James is going to milk it as long as she can.”
Of course she will, when she has dim witted dip shits adding to her coffers.
“Completely repititous of original book but original book better writen. Added nothing insightful. Made CHristian sound like a whiner. Feel like this was only written to get more money.”
No, really? Tell me it isn’t so.
“I want proof that this is Christian Grey’s POV, because what I’ve read sounds like Anna’s Inner Goddess got snockered on some cheap booze, and possibly some bath salts.”
Proof? On a fictional character’s POV? Really?
I could go on, but why bother? It’s still #1 on Amazon, but hopefully that declines soon. This bitch is already richer than Midas thanks to you idiots. I just can’t…
Tags: Blush Erotica, erotica, Fallen Angel, Tress Jolie
I’m pleased to announce that I have my first author to join the newly formed Blush Erotica Pubs. Her name is Tress Jolie, and I just published the first part of her first book, Fallen Angel. Be sure to head over to Smashwords to read the first part for free!
Tags: amazon, publisher, publishing, smashwords
Hey there! I just had a thought after noticing one of my favorite erotic authors on Smashwords is also a publisher. I think that’s something I can do. So if you like to write short smut and are too shy to put yourself out there (or just don’t want to give your social security number to anyone), I can publish it for you. I’ll edit it, design the cover and even publish it on Amazon (in addition to Smashwords and all the bookstores they distribute to), and all I’ll get is 25% of any net sales you bring in. Since I will be editing and designing the cover (unless you want to make that), I will require exclusivity for a year.
The only catch is that I get final say on what stories I’ll publish under my name. If I can’t get through it to edit it, then I won’t publish it. Don’t worry though, it’s rare I can’t finish a story, and I’ve read some doozies. One had anal this and anal that in just about every sentence. Couldn’t make it through the first chapter.
All I’ll need from you is a paypal account where I can send your monthly earnings (if any), and of course I’ll provide a breakdown of sales. No personal information will be required up front and then only if you make more then $600 in any calendar year. If you still don’t wish to provide a social security number, you can easily apply for an EID (easily get yours now online), which I personally think everyone should have anyway.
There are a few things I won’t even attempt to read, and here they are:
Necrophilia (other than the living dead: vampires, zombie, etc are OK)
Anything to do with crap (literally, that is disgusting)
Sex with children (this isn’t allowed anywhere anyway)
Gratuitous violence and/or gore (remember, this is erotica, not horror fiction)
If I can think of anything else, I’ll add it later. I’m not including bestiality as a no no, but you do need to realize that it won’t be distributed beyond Smashwords, and I can’t publish it on Amazon. Also note that I deliberately left off gay erotica from the taboo list, since although I don’t like reading or writing it, I know that many people do. So as long as it doesn’t break any of the above rules, hit me with your best shot.
If you’re interested, please visit the submissions page and fill in the form. https://blushrerotica.wordpress.com/submissions/
Tags: amazon, b&b, brenna, brenna & the beast, combo, erotica, spicy
Now’s your chance to save some money and get two of my newest books together. This book can’t be found in searches, so I’m guessing that Spicy is too kinky to be advertised. It can only be found by a direct link: http://www.amazon.com/Spicy-Brenna-Beast-Erotic-Collection-ebook/dp/B00Z9120WG or by visiting my author page: http://www.amazon.com/Blush-Rose/e/B00FM88P3E