Archive for November, 2013

WTF is up with video reviews?

Posted: November 6, 2013 in Review

I have an itch that I need to scratch, and what better place than on the internet? I have a question, even though I doubt I will get an answer.

Why do people post video reviews?

It doesn’t matter if it’s on a book, movie or video game, why?  Luckily, the majority of people leaving reviews are normal and don’t do this, and without fail (so far), all the people who do post the videos are butt ugly.  So not only do I not care what you have to say, I don’t want to look at you either.

Personally, I think people do it for a variety of reasons.  First, they are too damn lazy to type what they think, which is pretty damn sad.  Second, they don’t realize how ugly or insignificant they are.  Really, no one cares that you took the time to video yourself talking about something.  Third, they think they can monetize these videos.  Yeah right!  *laughing hysterically* and fourth, maybe they think they will reach the ignorant masses who can’t read.

Unless you’re Laci Green, and can be all cute and flirty and spunky and crazy, all mixed up together, no one cares what you have to say.  I will never click on another video review, and I just wish they would go away!  One of these days I will film one myself and use barbie dolls committing hari kari over 50 Shades of Grey!

/rant

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