Posts Tagged ‘smashwords’

Blush the publisher

Posted: June 12, 2015 in Erotica
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Hey there!  I just had a thought after noticing one of my favorite erotic authors on Smashwords is also a publisher.  I think that’s something I can do.  So if you like to write short smut and are too shy to put yourself out there (or just don’t want to give your social security number to anyone), I can publish it for you.  I’ll edit it, design the cover and even publish it on Amazon (in addition to Smashwords and all the bookstores they distribute to), and all I’ll get is 25% of any net sales you bring in.  Since I will be editing and designing the cover (unless you want to make that), I will require exclusivity for a year.

The only catch is that I get final say on what stories I’ll publish under my name.  If I can’t get through it to edit it, then I won’t publish it.  Don’t worry though, it’s rare I can’t finish a story, and I’ve read some doozies. One had anal this and anal that in just about every sentence.  Couldn’t make it through the first chapter.

All I’ll need from you is a paypal account where I can send your monthly earnings (if any), and of course I’ll provide a breakdown of sales. No personal information will be required up front and then only if you make more then $600 in any calendar year. If you still don’t wish to provide a social security number, you can easily apply for an EID (easily get yours now online), which I personally think everyone should have anyway.

There are a few things I won’t even attempt to read, and here they are:

Necrophilia (other than the living dead: vampires, zombie, etc are OK)
Anything to do with crap (literally, that is disgusting)
Sex with children (this isn’t allowed anywhere anyway)
Gratuitous violence and/or gore (remember, this is erotica, not horror fiction)

If I can think of anything else, I’ll add it later.  I’m not including bestiality as a no no, but you do need to realize that it won’t be distributed beyond Smashwords, and I can’t publish it on Amazon. Also note that I deliberately left off gay erotica from the taboo list, since although I don’t like reading or writing it, I know that many people do. So as long as it doesn’t break any of the above rules, hit me with your best shot.

If you’re interested, please visit the submissions page and fill in the form.


My new smutty short based on Jen

Posted: December 25, 2013 in Erotica
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Since writing is cathartic for me, and it really helped me release my anger over the popularity of 50 Shades of Grey by writing 15 Layers of d’Onion, I decided to write about how angry her betrayal made me.  I published the free short story on Smashwords.  If said author reads it and is offended, I really don’t care.  You publicly posted for your readership that you would smear my name all over your blog, because I dared tell a bitch to get over herself.  And just for the record, I didn’t say that all fat people should die so I didn’t have to look at them.  I told one idiotic fat woman, who stated herself that it was her right to get heart disease and diabetes, as she insulted one of YOUR readers, that if SHE died, the rest of us wouldn’t have to look at her.  Big difference, but since your head is so far up your own self righteous ass, you took that totally out of context and made me sound like I hated all fat people.  That was obviously your interpretation, and I don’t really care.  I respected you as a fellow author, and I thought we had a lot in common, so what you did totally floored me.  So I wrote about you and how I see your life.  I had to, in order to wrap my mind around what you support, who you defend, and what you write.

Now I can move on.  If you feel the need to be a bigger bitch and tie this name to my other pen name, you will have to live with that.  It will show the world what an utter bitch you are, since I’m not even posting your full name here, or even in the story I wrote.  So I’m not smearing your name.  So if you do it to me, I hope the backlash is worse for you, since I will just ride it out until no one cares (if anyone does in the first place, which I doubt).

If anyone else would like to read my BDSM/Menage short story, based on a messed up erotic author, here is the link: